You need to watch the movie, Stripes. It’d be the extent of your military acumen but it might alert you to the diff between drills and exercises. ROTC marches in the quads; terrorists don’t. Not even SWAT teams do that. Watch your panic button; you sound like you belong on HUFFPO. BTW, I didn’t call you a dope. Even if you obviously know little about rifles, the military, exercises, drills, terrorism. And probably books, too for that matter.
Oh look, a corporal, staring into the mirror, with a big grin on your face.
How unusual.