Congratulations, Don! Your first majority! You're now tied with Lying Ted and Little Marco. Ted got a majority of the vote in the state of Wyoming, Marco got a majority in the territory of Puerto Rico, and you, Donny, you got the Northern Mariana Islands.
Great. So you concede that everybody is pretty much tied in these meaningless contests (Wyoming only had 971 people bother to vote) and now we can focus on states that matter and states that Republican will need to win in November if they are going to beat Shrillary.
Looking forward to results tonight. Also, it appears that Bernie might give Shrillary additional coughing fits tonight when his results come in. It's going to be a fun night.