Yeb! - “Ma, who should I support?”
Barbara Bush - “Who do you want to endorse, lil’ yebbi?”
Yeb! - “Well, the thing is, what if I endorse the wrong person? It will make me look like a two time loser.”
Ma Bush - “Honey, it’s too late for that already.”
Yeb! - “You’re right ma. I’ll wait and find out who is closest to winning first.”
Ma Bush - “Good lil’ yebbi!”
His endorsement isn’t worth a hill of beans in this crazy world... apologies to Humphrey Bogart