Ok, guys, here’s the game plan for tomorrow’s debate. Cruz can smear guacamole on Trump’s podium. Rubio, the line was supposed to be the size of a man’s ears so get it right this time. If all else fails, Kasich, you pull out the turtles. I’ll be in the back flicking boogers.
Such 12 year olds.
Speaking of boogers, what’s the over/under on how many Cruz will ingest during the debate?