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Trump Denies Maiming Unicorn and Killing Tooth Fairy
Personal ^ | 7 Mar 16 | Xzins

Posted on 03/07/2016 12:47:48 PM PST by xzins

Action photos show the tragedy and are proof of the crimes:

Injured Unicorn: Exhibit 1

Dead Tooth Fairy: Exhibit 2

Donald Trump with Gun:

WE rest our case, Yer Honor, and Call for a conviction on the evidence!


TOPICS: Front Page News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: toothfairy; trump; unicorn
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To: xzins

Trump kicked a leprechaun and stomped a big foot!


41 posted on 03/07/2016 1:25:44 PM PST by depressed in 06 (If you like your part-time job, you can keep your part-time job. Vote Bolshecrat.)
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To: xzins
very funny stuff :)
Thank you
42 posted on 03/07/2016 1:26:22 PM PST by novemberslady
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To: xzins

He always takes the last sheet of toilet paper and Melania has to change the roll herself.


43 posted on 03/07/2016 1:31:02 PM PST by Albion Wilde (Who can actually defeat the Democrats in 2016? -- the most important thing about all candidates.)
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To: xzins

LOL!

The Establishment/Globalist are so desperate.


44 posted on 03/07/2016 1:32:53 PM PST by Enlightened1
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To: Vendome
The man is disgusting...

Hey, Vendome, don't take life so seriously—you won't live through it anyway—enjoy yourself!

45 posted on 03/07/2016 1:33:26 PM PST by Albion Wilde (Who can actually defeat the Democrats in 2016? -- the most important thing about all candidates.)
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To: xzins

And not only that, he does not floss after every meal.


46 posted on 03/07/2016 1:38:21 PM PST by erkelly
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I think this just about sums it up. LOL!


47 posted on 03/07/2016 1:39:34 PM PST by Jenny217
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To: xzins

I have it on very good authority that Donald Trump has passed gas in public on numerous occasions.


48 posted on 03/07/2016 1:40:36 PM PST by Arm_Bears (Rope. Tree. Politician/Journalist. Some assembly required.)
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To: Albion Wilde

/S


49 posted on 03/07/2016 1:44:50 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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To: Albion Wilde

Can’t believe I even have include the “/S” on this.


50 posted on 03/07/2016 1:46:03 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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To: Marie

Not puppies too!!!!!


51 posted on 03/07/2016 1:47:04 PM PST by navymom1
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To: xzins
I read somewhere a while back that he sneaks in a hen house at night and sucks raw eggs then he goes outside and howls at the moon.
It is said that video tape proving this exists.
52 posted on 03/07/2016 1:53:50 PM PST by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! I reallyRead it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Fiddlstix

There are people who will pay big money for that tape.

Find it and Grow Rich!


53 posted on 03/07/2016 1:55:32 PM PST by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Prayer for Victory is the ONLY way to support the troops!)
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To: xzins

Ted Cruz is connected to unicorn killers! The guy who operated the dolly grip in “Legend” gave him $25! A vote for Ted Cruz is a vote to massacre unicorns!

(/Trump voters)


54 posted on 03/07/2016 1:56:36 PM PST by dangus
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To: xzins

I’m STUNED. He must DISAVOW!


55 posted on 03/07/2016 1:57:19 PM PST by MayflowerMadam ( If the word, "SENATOR" is before his name, he is part of the PROBLEM.)
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To: MayflowerMadam

They have at least 2 pictures of Trump with a gun.

That’s pretty convincing proof.


56 posted on 03/07/2016 2:00:01 PM PST by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Prayer for Victory is the ONLY way to support the troops!)
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57 posted on 03/07/2016 2:03:04 PM PST by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: xzins

We finally have the proof!!! Alert the Main-Stream Media!!!


58 posted on 03/07/2016 2:05:09 PM PST by SaveFerris (Be a blessing to a stranger today for some have entertained angels unaware)
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59 posted on 03/07/2016 2:21:43 PM PST by Bubba Gump Shrimp (noob)
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To: Bubba Gump Shrimp

60 posted on 03/07/2016 2:22:18 PM PST by Enlightened1
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