A Cowboy is at the Pearly Gates when St Peter appears, the Cowboy humbly asks St Peter if he made it into heaven
St Peter says well let’s just slow down and see
What did you do for God and country ?
The Cowboys smiles and said,great question,once I was comin out of a steakhouse and heard a woman screamin at the top of her lungs for help
4 huge tatoo’d bikers had this woman on the ground tryin to remove her clothes
St Peter said. What did you do
The cowboy said,I did the honorable thing and charged the herd knockin down the biggest guy,hit him so hard he passed out,got up and said who’s next
St Peter said, that is honorable
how long ago did this happen
The Cowboy said, about 4 minutes ago
LOL!
LOL!
Trump looked presidential landing at the Blue Monster.
Adam Scott is a wizard!