I’m afraid to ask what you grill.
That is just as well. I love grilling people who are too Snoopy. I call it "Putting on the dog". One of my best sellers is worm steaks from Ringworld. A good case of Ringworm only costs an arm and a leg, or the equivalent. A bad case of Ringworm...well...it still tastes like chicken...
Over in the Just Desserts section a fave is "The cat's meow". But I would recommend "A cat in heat" which is a flambé that is purrfect.
Or if you are there to drink try the "Waterboard". A couple of few and you are in over your head, but a good way to drown your sparrows, I mean sorrows. I like it as a marinade. Makes grilling Snoopy easier.