Why don’t you move to India and dig on the groovy spiritual vib real time? We could probably have a mini freepathon to raise the air far for your sorry a$$.
Hey it isn’t the FIRST time that God used rank pagans to tell the devout believers where they ought to be!
Just this morning the pastor preached from the book of Jonah on just this.
Guess who was sleeping in the boat? Jonah.
Guess who was the cause of the storm? Jonah.
Guess who asked Jonah to pray to “his god”? A pagan ship captain.
Guess who figured out that Jonah was big trouble? A bunch of pagans on board the ship.
Guess who made an offering to the Lord after casting Jonah overboard? Yup, those pagans.
Are you embarrassed? Well you might look at yourself in a mirror for the reason.
And in the meantime, guess who the “new adulteresses” are who are getting into the kingdom of God before you are...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RHhxwG-__8
And you think it embarrassing?
I think it’s so FUNNY!
God has a marvelous sense of humor.
Of course Jesus said that if His people would not praise, He would raise praises up from the stones.
Folks... get serious about Christ again. This is more than darkening the door of a church. This is about allowing Christ to light up your life.
Groovy spiritual vibe?
Well how about ohmmmmmmmmmmm... as in resistance. To the tyrants of hell who are telling you that you can’t budge from where you are, there’s no God of amazing grace, and all that yada yada....
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God’s humor is so absolutely FUNNY. You never thought God could make a joke could you. Or that He could stoop to the “lowest form of humor.” If you actually read the bible prophets and consult the Hebrew lexicon, you’ll see God flouting those smarty pants holy people over and over again with His puns.