Most likely he’s hoping someone to invite him for a visit to Hippie Hollow.
At least he’s only going to Austin and not coming to TX.
Noooooo! My eyes!
On his way, he can stop by the Capital (it’s taller than that one in D.C.) to lay praise on the one year anniversary where the New Black Panthers carried rifles and chanted, “A pig is a pig that’s what I said, the only good pig is a pig that’s dead. Oink! Oink! Bang! Bang!”