Dear Lord, you seem unhinged. Please seek help. I would chip in some funds.........
I know, though, that you are a **professional** teacher. I know that you would never use this manipulative debating tactic on emotionally and intellectually immature special education students.
I know that as a professional and very caring teaching you would never, never, never, do that.
My husband just quipped, “ Please tell her to send funds to the husband.”