Lawyer: Remember, kid - tell the press you were “traumatized” to help our case.
Kid: Yeah, but I wasn’t traumatized. I did it willingly, and my friends egged me on.
Lawyer: She’s going to jail anyway, But if you are “traumatized” we can settle with the school district for at least $3 million.
Parents: Dammit! You WERE traumatized!
we have a winner!