Thanks for the chuckle!
de nada. For extra richness, recite in the appropriate foreign accent (hint: not Spanish, lol).
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My name is Bill. Bill from (pause) San Antonio. Yes, it is I, Bill from San Antonio. Go Oilers!
Do not pay attention to that person who claims he can fix your software problem in 15 minutes. This is because I can fix it in 10 minutes. 10 minutes only, guaranteed!
Yes! I am highly trained in a five star university! I will develop the fix in half the time the other guy promised you, at a savings to you of 20% from what the other guy would charge you. There is absolutely no reason to go with him. Go with me!
You can trust me! I will also give you, at no extra charge, platinum support if anything goes wrong. But since nothing of mine ever goes wrong, you need not worry about this. Trust me!
100%!
Just a moment to let my manager talk to you about an installment plan for payment. Have your VISA ready please!
:-)