[Yosemitest]

"We Know, we DON’T CARE!!!!!!"

And you consider yourself a United States Conservative ?
You're AN ENEMY to ALL CONSERVATIVES !

[stillfree?]

Drink much coffee today?

[douginthearmy]

You're AN ENEMY to ALL CONSERVATIVES !

I'm not convinced yet. You should try some very long posts with lots of links and probably old pictures too. And if you could incorporate some BOLD into your ALL-CAPS, that would help as well. Of course, nothing beats a few 1's mixed in with a solid wall of exclamation marks !!!1!1!!!!1