[super7man]

I'll start: Jeb - Guacamole, enchalada sause, marshmallos.

[miss marmelstein]

Thankfully, most of the candidates haven’t yet given a sob story a la contestants on Chopped. Well, maybe Jeb fits into that category whining that Trump picks on his mommy. Alex and Amanda not pleased!

[dila813]

Trump - Truducken - Turkey, Duck, sarsaparilla, and wine

[super7man]

For Mazda77: Not sure if it posted in the mail.

[20yearsofinternet]

Good vanity. :)

I love Chopped. I’d go with:

Trump: caviar, truffles, champagne
Cruz: Spam, chocolate gold coins, maple syrup
Rubio: Cuban bread, alligator meat, used taco shell
Bush: whatever the food equivalent of failure and sadness is

And:

Hillary: Imitation crab meat, Jagermeister, oranges
Bernie: Nothing. He would just take ingredients from everyone else’s pile

[tumblindice]

Cruz: Canadian bacon, maple syrup, Labatt Blue and a pineapple slice

[subterfuge]

RINO basket would include:

Waffles- cause its what they do
Eel sauce - they’re so slick
Upside down Cake - they’re always wrong
Spam - like their speeches
WHIPPED Cream - losers!

What do I win?

[themidnightskulker]

cheese. lots of cheese.

[RavenLooneyToon]

[informavoracious]

Cow patties for every one of them.

[x]

Pork for all!