“Well since you have volunteered yourself to be the grammar police in this forum, allow me to take issue with your “*sigh*” to open up your post.
Are you by chance a single woman between the age of 45 and 65? That is the main demographic I know of that “sighs”. It’s sort of an exasperated “I can’t get a man so I’ll make the rest of the world miserable” frame of mind. Is the clip art below representative of your state of mind when you wrote that post?”
You are wrong on all counts.
I am a 72-year-old, retired male who has a very healthy sense of humor.
Where is your sense of humor or are you the typical, grumpy, old man? Your post would indicate so. ;-)