Where did they find a donor?
Let the Organ Donor punchlines fly...
Congressional males are the sole supplier. They seem not to need to need them.
I guess all those men that want surgery to become women can come to the rescue.
So to end it she produced a PowerLock 25’ Rulersaying lets measure them Right-Here & Right-Now!
The 1st guy pulled his out of his pants and it measured 6". The 2d guy just sat still. He was told to show it and said he couldn't. When asked why not, he said becase it’s so long.
After the laughter in the SanFrancisco Bar settled down a bit, the Bar Maid asked, Why Not?
The man answered, Because it's still in Saigon.
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular procedure involved splicing a baby elephant’s trunk onto the man’s penis.
Overjoyed, the man went out with his best girl to a very fancy restaurant. After cocktails, the man’s penis crept out of his pants, felt around the table, grabbed a hard roll and quickly disappeared under the tablecloth. The girl was startled and exclaimed, “What was that?”.
Suddenly the penis came back, took another hard roll and just as quickly disappeared. The girl was silent for a moment, then finally said, “I don’t believe I saw what I think I just saw... can you do that again?”
With a bit of an uncomfortable smile the man replied, “Honey, I’d like to, but I don’t think my ass can take another hard roll!”
Where did they find a donor?