Because Obama is a n_____rian or Kenyan.
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I still think Obama's problem was his Indonesian citizenship and failure to register for the draft, social security number, etc., the subterfuge/neglect had gone on too long to be a simple omission that could easily be rectified and has brought us to where we are today.
And all the judges in all the land were too chickensh!t to deal with it. Plus the attorney may have been an ok person but came across as a ditz, haven't heard anything about her lately.