But since Bat-ears brought up a political lineup, let's take a look at what his party is offering: a superannuated Bolshevik whose last serious job was Commissar of the prune juice soviet versus a heartless, amoral professional criminal who belongs in a police lineup between Elizabeth Bathory and Ilsa, the She-Wolf of the SS. That's one hell of a pair to draw to.
Nice post, but leave the beards out of it dangit.
I think he should name all of the foreigners who are worried.
Regarding 0: “...a guy who speaks loudly and carries a selfie stick. ...”
Send that one to the Donald!