I’m back.
Y’all might remember my...well it wasn’t complaining so much, but last week upon my return from church I said that I was the only choir member at the front of the choir loft and all at least half the church heard was one alto (ME!) and the choir director told me to sing louder and face the front, so I did!
In that little email I wrote I suggested that maybe they put a soprano or two up there with me, dear Lord....what’s up with that?
So today I report to the loft and go to hell, my chair is EVEN closer to the front of the loft and there’s a HUGE MICROPHONE POINTING AT MY FACE!
Heh.
You can’t make this stuff up.
I did, however, have a couple of sopranos up front with me, they also had microphones and despite my hee-haws, it sounded right nice.
My friend Diane Feinstein was Cantor and she’s way the hell at the front of the church and she tells me on the way home that she couldn’t hear the piano (a grand piano, how cool is that?) so she kept time for the congregation by reading my lips!
Lord Jesus spare me. Now the Cantor is reading my singing lips, I’m so close to that loft ending I can inside of peoples’ ears below me, there’s this big microphone pointing to my head....
Heh.
I will expand on these dog laws issues later in the thread, might be interesting to some of you.
Meanwhile, Watching Meet the Depressed on DVR and holy cow, Al Sharpton is one of the pundits?
Go to hell.
So here in the tiny state of Delaware up until last year all animal control issues were handled by the county. Bearing in mind we have three counties in Delaware, that’s all. Effective this year, all animal control is under the auspices of a new bureaucracy….the Delaware Office of Animal Control Where All Things Animal are Dealt With and We Will Never Ever Go Away….The DOACWATAADWAWWNEGA for short.
Here in Sussex county, the ONLY county worth anything in this state, animal control was handled fairly well though sometimes you had to call Dover, maybe Wilminigton….whatever….I’ve got animals all over the place and had to be involved all of this from time to time.
So I’m not necessarily AGAINST statewide control of Animal Control so long as they don’t pass laws making it illegal for dogs to bark, or even breathe as my fine, nice neighbor would have it.
I have been involved with many local animal control ordinances here in Sussex, once stopping a dog barking ordinance that…well you got know they’d find me guilty and string up me and my dogs on coastal highway to illustrate what happens to people who let their dog barks.
Heh, and that’s almost how I phrased it when I commented before the Sussex county council. They wouldn’t dare pass that thing and the newspapers were there as well….one came home with me and I was on TV that night.
Heh. You people got to stop me but no, y’all let me go on and on.
So now the state is taking over and guys, I’m on it.
Stay tuned for part 2 as I get involved with northern Delaware Democrats and the new head of Delaware’s Animal Control…..this is so good I ought to charge.