[TigersEye]

Dear Uncle Samderclaus,

I want a snowmobile, an ATV, night vision goggles, Class III body armor, a propane BBQ and a BB gun. I don’t need college or healthcare.

Yours sincerely “Ralphie” TigersEye

[TigersEye]

PS - I also want 10,000 acres of BLM land in Wyoming. A map is enclosed.

Thank you - TE

[JBW1949]

he reminds me of back when I was in high school in the ‘60’s...The candidates for class president would promise coke and candy machines in the halls and cigarette machines in the bathrooms...LOL

[dhs12345]

Deemed by Big Brother to be unsafe all counts. Sorry no go.