Your Papa is an enemy alien.
What he is trying to do is delegitimize the border of the United States.
That’s WAR.
My relative Lord Protector Cromwell and his Roundheads would know exactly what to do with the alien Invaders trying to do this.
Seeya on the barricades, Bubba.
Wasn't he hanged after he was dead?
I'll bet it was banning Christmas that did it.