Sam, it does seem reasonable to discriminate against females for you to not have to wait one minute longer for your coffee...NOT!
But the men all have to hurry to get back to work!
The ladies seem to want to primp, preen, posture and carry on and on and on and on while the guy with a deadline stews behind the 4 hipster chicks, each of whom wants some unbelievably intricate concoction.
Then again, there are the hipster dudes