“Well, hello Mrs. Cleaver. You’re certainly looking well today! Is that a new dress?”
Yep, that is the vibe I get from him.
Now for the extended Ted version:
“Oh, hello Mr. Cleaver! I see that your wife got a new dress - from that new guy next door. He said you lost your job, and he was just trying to help out. I thought you should know. Have a nice day.”