(Bouncy Ragtime musical number playing in the background)
Mr. Bones: “I'm Bones!”
Jeb Bush: “I'm Bush!”
Both (singing): “We're happy and peppy and bursting with life!”
(music stops)
Jeb Bush: “Say, Mr. Bones?”
Mr. Bones: “Yes, Mr. Bush?”
Jeb Bush: “Do you know how I can get elected?”
Mr. Bones: “No, but if you hum a few bars, I can play it on the piano!”
Jeb Bush: “Ah cha cha cha, I got a million of ‘em!”
* silence from the audience *
* crickets *
Jeb Bush: “Please clap”
* more silence from the audience *
*Shepherd's crook comes out and drags Bush offstage*