Jesus. This is so funny. I heard Cruz was one of the co-conspirators of 9/11 and also kidnapped the Lindbergh baby and fixed the 1919 world series. And even though his American born mother gave birth to him in Canada, it still doesn’t change the fact that he has a secret Swiss bank account in the Cayman’s funded by Goldman Sachs and the key to the safe deposit box is in Karl Rove’s bunker.
I also have heard through the grapevine that Cruz was actually behind the conspiracy that kept the rabbit from having Trix cereal. I know, can you believe it?