Desperation really doesn't become you.
Conservative means to have your records sealed, lie about you liquidating your assets to fund your Senate campaign, forget you are a dual citizen, not remember to disclose bank lonas to the FEC, nor remember you had healthcare for your family, send out shame letters to voters, and lie to caucus goers in Iowas about the itinerary of another candidate. I know I forgot a few things, but I’m sure we can read everything in Cruz’s next book, “The Consistent, Christian Conservative,” that I showed to the viewers while hiding the real, lying, scheming, sleazy side of me.