"Yes, at first, I was happy to be learning how to read. It seemed exciting and magical. But then I read this: Atlas Shrugged, by Ayn Rand. I read every last word of this garbage, and because of this piece of ...., I'm never reading again!"
It is sad that you will live forever in blissful ignorance.
Then again, I don’t give a hoot. You live your life and I live mine.