[kiryandil]

Don't be too hard on Mr Ramsbottom.

He's picked up a case of communicable Butthurt from Ted Cruz, who got it when Mistress Megyn, The Queen of Pain, put the Ramsbottom on him the other night.

Cruz passed it along to a bunch of his minions, like some ButthurtTyphoid Mary.

Fortunately, there's a chance for some "temporary relief":

[samtheman]

good one

[Mr Ramsbotham]

Keep it for your old Cap’n Don. Tell him to apply it liberally, and remember, it only hurts on the upstroke.