Another Mark Twain moment!
The Duke and the Dauphin.
"If I told the real stories of my experiences with women, often seemingly very happily married and important women, this book would be a guaranteed best-seller..."
"Beautiful, famous, successful, married; I've had them all, secretly, the world's biggest names."
--Donald "Bimbo" Trump
So what do you say, ladies, is Trump your guy?