“It’s yours for $75!”
WHAT???? That’s how much Jeb’s selling ‘em for on his web site! I can’t believe you’re not giving a discount! That one BETTER be personally autographed by Jeb! himself! Oh, and per chance did yours come with Jeb!’s family’s famous guacamole recipe?
I’m still waiting for Jebbie’s recipe! I don’t think he’ll give it to us until he is sworn in.