You are right. I am a communist troll sent by Moscow to disrupt this Free Republic thing.
Actually, I am Nikita Khrushchev. The Central Committee of the Supreme Soviet faked my death, because the NKVD and the KGB knew that some day there would be something as dangerous to The Workers of The World as you are Mr. BlueDragonski, so I was kept in deep cover to be ready to spring into action whenever you appeared.
PS, BIOYAC
FU PIG