My first attempt at privilege-parlaying is going to be at the Augusta National Golf Club in April. I intend to walk right up to the gates and be admitted into the Masters’ Golf Tournament!
According to Privilege Theory you should have no problem being admitted. However, when you do get tossed out on yer rump, please be sure to relate the experience back to F'n Efe Atali, that Berkeley know-it-all, and ask him to help you understand why it is the Master's insists on qualifying standards of skill and accomplishment to play.