What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
A BMW has its pricks on the inside.
I was looking at some photos online from the Northeast with all the snow (Washington D.C., New York, etc.). One photo showed a car with about a foot of snow inside - they had left the sun roof open! A BMW. I know I shouldn’t think bad thoughts - but I did.
My brother bought a used BMW - his first. “You know how BMW owners are so full of themselves? I found out why! These are REALLY nice cars!”