I think I will open up a popcorn franchise here on FR. Only size available will be super large but will have plenty of sea salt and real butter.
I wonder if Turkey will be roasted or slow baked?
OK that sounds good are you going to use FedEx same day service?
Roasted or slow baked ... which takes longer? I’d go for the slowest if I were you, as popcorn sales would be larger the longer the conflict lasts.
Then again the conflict may last only as long as it takes to pop one bag - you better have a word with Gospodin Putin - maybe cut him in on a percentage?