[Defiant]

My sarcasm was misplaced. The government is actually making them prove their infertile.

Just for fun, we should send someone in with a report that they ARE fertile after all. See the reaction on the bureaucrat's face. "Lawd, it's a miracle!"

[Tax-chick]

There are simple medical tests to demonstrate objective male or female fertility, but I’m sure those wouldn’t be allowed.

Sarcasm, satire, and parody are almost useless these days, now that we all live in an open-air insane asylum.