I go with the latter. I've read the article twice now and can't make out any larger sort of point. Bowie was an extremely talented pop musician and song writer, for whatever that's worth in the scheme of things.
Twinkie can’t sing at all now. Twinkie also can’t play
any musical instrument. Twinkie can’t dance nor nothing.
Fang idolizes anyone who can do any of those things. Fang
is getting on Twinkie’s last nerve! :O(