Get rid of your racist, sexist prejudices!
Cast the New Nancy Drew with an LGBT chimpanzee!
“Dingbats of the World Unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains (sanity?)!”
Hmmm. Maybe a x-gendered individual with some sort of mental incapacity who overcomes obstacles to solve crimes?
In related news, MSNBC will broadcast an historical drama, “Uncle Tom’s Cabin - Diversity Edition”.
‘Simon Legree’ will be played by Danny Glover
‘Eliza’ (slave girl) will be played by Taylor Swift
‘Eva St. Clair’ (young daughter of Uncle Tom’s owner) will be played by Oprah
‘Uncle Tom’ will be played by Pauly Shore (hey, ain’t diversity great!)
Waiting for the Eleanor Roosevelt Story, starring Michelle or Barry Obama in title role.
All three have plenty in common aside from very large feet.