[kabar]

Cruz doesn’t speak Spanish.

[proust]

“Cruz doesn’t speak Spanish.”

But his commercials do:

Ted Cruz para Presidente!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB3smCq7Mjo

[nutmeg]

Are you serious? Cruz doesn’t speak Spanish?

[wardaddy]

Well he needs to bone up

I’m a racist redneck 58 year old white guy raised in Jaxfrica Mississippi and I speak Spanish and Portuguese fluently and have for 35 years or so

Am I Ted Cruz brainy you reckon

I woulda never figured

No I’m not a lawyer but I did take the LSAT and the LSD too

Scored better on one than the other

Relax I love Ted....I’m just fooling around