Trump has alienated conservatives, I would rather vote for Clinton than Trump if forced at this point.
The Republic is crumbling. The enemy needs but one final charge to snuff out the flickering flame of freedom. To bring us all darkness, for all time. You say to the man in the foxhole with you,
“Give me the Holy Hand Grenade!”
Leto replies,”No thou shant use this one, for it is not holy enough!”
“What does that matter? They are coming, hand me The Holy Hand Grenade of Manhattan! Now!”
Leto,”No, it is a far better thing for all of us to be imprisoned, tortured, and hopefully die rather than using a weapon that is not holy enough!”
The specter of Hitlerys walking dead can be seen slogging their way closer and closer, in exasperation, you train your side arm at forehead of Leto and say,”Hand me the Holy Hand Grenade of Manhattan...NOW!”
Jeb intervenes and says, “Umm, er, I can fix it! I will crawl back to camp and get the Holy Hand Grenade of Ambien. You guys stay here, I will be back. I am going to fix this.” He then falls asleep.
Ted Cruz says in a direct and articulated manner, with a strained face of constipation,
“Halt! You can not shoot a conscript for refusing an order. The last such instance was one Eddie Slovak, who in 1945 was found guilty of desertion.The case was adjudicated on Nov 11 by nine staff officers of the 28th Division, none of whom had yet been in battle. One of those judges, Benedict B. Kimmelman, wrote a stark and intriguing account of his role in the story of Pvt Slovik, capturing the scene thusly:
Five witnesses were heard. The cross-examinations were perfunctory. The defense made no closing argument. The court recessed for ten minutes, resumed, and retired almost immediately afterward...”
With time running out you pull the trigger, grab the Holy Hand Grenade of Manhattan, and that is when Huckabee starts his incantation:”Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Manhattan, saying, “Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.”
While Rubio is enlisting illegals,Christie is complaining about the lack of rations and Paul is rolling a joint, Fiorina is busy selling company ordinance for half the cost and Kaisch is waving a white flag. You toss the Holy Hand Grenade of Manhattan and count,”One, Two, Five!”
With great aplomb,the weapon detonates causing the most beautiful, grand explosion ever seen, it was such a wonderful and great explosion that you will never remember or want to see any other explosion. It was a yuuuge explosion with the loudest of loud booms ever that boomed!
You look out of the fox hole, and they were all gone. And you say, ‘We win, they lose.