Thank goodness Jeb is still in the race...
10. Soccer wasn’t naturally born in the U.S.
9. It was imported from China.
8. It’s the national sport of Mexico.
7. Girls play soccer.
6. No commercial breaks.
5. They don’t count time backwards.
4. Extra time.
3. 0 to 0 games.
2. They only have one rule.
1. The Off-sides rule.