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New Year’s Eve must be hell on goat herds.

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1. "As Breitbart and RT report, Europe's newest group of residents rang in 2016 by launching fireworks into crowds"

2. "Speaking of which, prior to New Year's Eve, some German towns canceled fireworks lest they upset the frail sensibilities of their new friends from Islamic hellholes. The rationale? Heaven forbid the loud noises trigger horrific reminders of the war zone the colonizers fled."

Sorry, but comparing these two paragraphs made me laugh.