Unbeknownst to you and me Jewish Bankers, Masons, Saudi Oil, Dominionists, Vatican are in a massive conspiracy. In fact, it is so massive that you and I are the only ones not part of the conspiracy. And you should be suspicious about me.
Actually he’s not what he appears to be either. And you didn’t know...
That's EXACTLY what I'd EXPECT one of the conspirators to say!
Hank