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Jeb's Six-Step Strategy to Salvage His Campaign
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Posted on 01/02/2016 2:11:38 PM PST by jimbo123
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To: Jim 0216
1. Read Adam Smith, Burke, Chesterton, Belloc, Kirk, etc.
2. Come to the conclusion that they were right.
3. Modify his platform to conform to the correct way of thinking.
4. Disavow all of his earlier positions.
5. Courageously and effectively express his newfound wisdom.
6. Reveal any secrets he knows as a member of the Bush fiefdom that will annihilate the Clintons.
To: jimbo123
ha.Jeb has a strategy.
who cares?ha.
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posted on
01/02/2016 4:06:28 PM PST
by
Recovering Ex-hippie
(Bush won the War in Iraq, Obozo lost the peace..and gave Iraq back to the Terrorists!)
To: SunkenCiv
5. Hold breath while standing on tippy toes
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posted on
01/02/2016 4:08:09 PM PST
by
Colorado Doug
(Now I know how the Indians felt to be sold out for a few beads and trinkets)
To: jimbo123
How about these six steps:
1. Remind the conservative base why he doesn’t need their votes.
2. Remind us that he has âa lot of cool thingsâ heâd rather be doing instead of running for president.
3. Stand on his tippy toes more often.
4. Pick his nose less often.
5. Get it off your chest and call Donald Trump a jerk again in a whiny voice.
6. Continue focusing on your cat fights with all of the various third-tier candidates.
7. Remind people that: “Iâm the tortoise in the race. But Iâm a joyful tortoise.â
8. Remind people that: âI feel much better back hereâ in fifth place polling single digits than I did as frontrunner.
9. And for God’s sake lower the price of those damn Guaca Bowles on your website and quit teasing us about your guacamole recipe and just publish the damn thing!
(OK, I know that’s more than six steps, but I wanted to give Jeb Bush all the help I could by adding some extra steps.)
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posted on
01/02/2016 4:09:52 PM PST
by
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: Colorado Doug
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posted on
01/02/2016 4:12:31 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(Here's to the day the forensics people scrape what's left of Putin off the ceiling of his limo.)
To: jimbo123
His liberal choices in Florida are the reason he can’t get any traction in his campaign. He might as well just quit.
To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
To me, Jeb is like a bowl of tapioca pudding. Bland, likable to many people, but not what I want for President.
Read my lips: No new Bushes.
To: jimbo123
A strategy. How very optimistic. Has anyone mentioned to him that the war isn’t the one he thinks it is?
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posted on
01/02/2016 4:35:49 PM PST
by
irv
(Live Tea or die!)
To: jimbo123
Jeb new campaign song should be “Gimme Three Steps”....
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posted on
01/02/2016 4:38:52 PM PST
by
tophat9000
(King G(OP)eorge III has no idea why the Americans Patriots are in rebellion... teach him why)
To: All
Didn’t read the details, which step is Mass Extinction of all other Republicans?
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posted on
01/02/2016 4:57:18 PM PST
by
Peter ODonnell
(I just learned that DC now stands for Division of the Caliphate)
To: jimbo123
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posted on
01/02/2016 5:08:17 PM PST
by
bkopto
To: who_would_fardels_bear
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posted on
01/02/2016 5:42:19 PM PST
by
Jim W N
To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
"
One would think that self respect alone would prompt this man to withdraw from the race."
There's a difference between self respect & stupidity . It involves just how much money is still remaining in the campaign fund(s.)
Just think about the people that thought by giving millions to this walking / talking piece of human debris, how much "influence" they were going to have.
Like Mr. T, use to say "I pity the fool(s)"
May 23, 2009 ... "I pity the fool!" Clubber Lang (played by Mr. T) when asked about Rocky Balboa before their rematch. Quoted on ESPN's Around the Horn.
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posted on
01/02/2016 7:42:37 PM PST
by
Stanwood_Dave
("Testilying." Cop's don't lie, they just Testily{ing} as taught in their respected Police Academy.)
To: tennmountainman
Yeb! What a pic.
I know, right? The "smart one". Reminds me of the idiot inbred monarch Charles II of Spain. Separated at birth?
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posted on
01/02/2016 7:55:01 PM PST
by
VictoryGal
(Never give up, never surrender! REMEMBER NEDA)
To: digger48
Jebbie thought the Republican base was too dumb to know what he said about not needing the backing of the base.
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posted on
01/02/2016 8:48:14 PM PST
by
Theodore R.
(Liberals keep winning; so the American people must now be all-liberal all the time.)
To: jimbo123
Keep him alive long enough to split the GOPe vote til Florida.
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posted on
01/02/2016 9:02:08 PM PST
by
CPT Clay
(Hillary: Julius and Ethal Rosenberg were electrocuted for selling classified info.)
To: Cicero
Is that gunpowder by any chance?
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posted on
01/02/2016 9:03:39 PM PST
by
CPT Clay
(Hillary: Julius and Ethal Rosenberg were electrocuted for selling classified info.)
To: CPT Clay
Add in some sulfur instead of zinc, and you could make old-fashioned black powder out of it. I used to do that when I was a kid, many years go.
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posted on
01/03/2016 9:29:14 AM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
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