[jimbo123]

Jeb didn't sell enough $75 guacamole bowls because he's cash flow negative and doesn't have enough campaign cash to keep the lights on until Super Tuesday.

[Michael.SF.]

Here's his secret:

[Quality_Not_Quantity]

Yes, Jeb! telling me that he cares where his guacamole ingredients come from is reason enough - enough! - for me to cast my ballot for him.

He really doesn’t have a clue about how to run a campaign - not to mention that, no matter how nice a guy he is, he is NOT presidential material. I can’t stomach how he stands there with his head perpetually tilted to one side like he’s really, really compassionate about what you’re saying.

He may be a good manager - he wasn’t a bad governor - but he doesn’t have the intestinal fortitude to stand up to anyone.

[batterycommander]

JEB! and his clepto Mexican wife are such a joke. I wonder what Barbara Bush thinks of Columba. Bar prolly thinks she might be a good maid.

[SamAdams76]

[Ditter]

It’s not guacamole without lime juice and the lime juice keeps it from turning brown.

[Cowgirl of Justice]

Sunday Funday??!!

Grrooooaaannnn....

[tje]

Sorry, but his recipe is lame. Needs some heat. (Jalapenos don’t cut it for me anymore.)

[bmwcyle]

Looking for his next job?

[native texan]

Molcajete de Piedra Negra / Black Stone Mortar & Pestle Molcajete
by La Mexicana
Price: $44.95 + $13.95 shipping

[dead]

Wash it down with punch!

[Dr. Sivana]