This schmuck could not figure out there were better places to hide your illegal money? We could probably have a good contest on this forum on how & where to stash cash.
Bury it in the back yard in the flower bed or under the dog house.
A home safe.
Under a floor board.
Out at his weekend home.
In a Swiss bank.
Launder it so it’s harder to trace.
Ease it into his normal spending with a new car here and a vacation there but nothing too flashy to draw attention.
Maybe buy a car wash. :) RE: Breaking Bad.
Would love to take a metal detector to his farm...lord knows how much may be buried in mason jars.