[Vigilanteman]

I'm the REAL Jeb! And I approved this message.

[Vaquero]

That be Jed

[Vaquero]

This be Jeb

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[FrankR]

Clampetts name was JED, not Jeb.

[dennisw]

Cement POND___________________________ said granny.

[Smittie]

Actually that is Uncle Jed not Jeb.

[SamAdams76]

Come and listen to a story about a man named Jeb
A big gov-a-neer, who's daddy kept his family fed,
Then one day Rove started workin' for this dude,
And up came a bubbling RINO crude.

Jeb that is, low energy...Amnesty...

Well the first thing you know there came this billionaire,
Trump was his name, and for Jeb he didn't care
He said, "This dude is just so low on energy"
If he got nominated he'd get whipped by Hillary.

Slaughtered that is. In a 50-state landslide.

So now its time to say good-bye to Jeb and all his kin.
And we would like to spank the folks for tryin' to toss him in.
You're not invited back to run again in any given year
So take your guacamole bowl and stick it in your ear

Trump it is. Raising hell, with his boots on.

Don't come back Jeb, y'hear?