Well, if you can’t get the mosque inspected have your son’s head examined for living in any part of D.C.
Long story, but he went to college there (architect), was hired for an internship his sophomore summer, worked full time the next summer and was hired right after graduation (all the same company). A couple of years later a bigger company hired him away for a lot more money and chances for advancement. Met and married a lawyer who had just bought a DC townhouse (She's a sweetheart, too). Doesn't even need a car, rents one to visit us. He loves it.