Some of my kinfolks own a general store in my former home town in South Louisiana. Two of the kiddies were "electronic wizards", and they wired the store for sound pickup, with alarms and sound transmission to the family home a few blocks away.
Soooo......one night the alarms sound, and they listen to these crooks looting their store. Dad (former Marine)calls up a few of the neighbors, who grab their hunting rifles and surround the store (this is "deep rural" territory in the deep South...if there are any folks who DON'T own guns, they keep quiet about it).
The crooks see this from a window. Said crooks then CALL THE SHERIFF to come and arrest them!
As an aside, have you seen Fat Freddy lately? ;)