He's done such a great job on everything else!!*
WOW!
If it turns out to be real (which it won't), a hundred years from now our great-grand children living in mud huts without electricity or jobs will be so grateful that he rescued us from the .000000007800001111 degree F increase in temperature and the 3/16’s of an inch rise of the ocean.
Obama, Sheldon “The Iron Claw” Whitehouse, Algore, Matt Damon, and Bill Nye the Anti-Science Guy come onto the stage dressed in purple velvet suits with ruffled shirts:
“I Can turn a gray sky blue.
I can make it rain, whenever I want it to.
I can make a mountain of false Climate data from a single grain of sand.
I can make the USA into a third world land.
But my life is incomplete and I'm so blue. ‘Cause I can't Bravo Sierra you.”
Climate Denier! ;)