Nice eyes, very nice—but she could be as big as a barn.
You know Doug, Arab males are so highly sexed, well—they’re like a nation of Lazamataz’s, each with a libido bigger than the next—so that if one happens to see an attractive woman in a skimpy bathing suit, why, it sets them off like tripping a switch, like Spock on one of his seven year whatever that Vulcan coming-into-heat thing was called, that if I were a big enuff nerd I would know.
So they have to walk around chewing saltpeter gum all day. The poor guys have constantly pitched tents so it’s no wonder normal people are always running them off.
And it’s no wonder our Dear Leader, who is not gay or a muslime, wants more of them.